A request from W this morning, can I get Alice a birthday card? It's her 50th.
A birthday card for Alice...
Some back history is needed here. Alice was the girlfriend before me. Alice had a kid with W while he was living with me. Without meeting her mind you, I have always hated the idea of Alice. The only good thing about Alice is that she lives a couple of hundred miles away.

Get a birthday card for her???

I never got a birthday card for MY birthday!!