Except the Cherub doesn't have a dad.
Actually he did have a dad - a pretty good one. One who played X Box for hours, always went in goal,and taught him to swim. He had a laid back dad who was good for camping trips, and crazy golf tournaments and days at the beach.
So it's wrong to say he doesn't have a dad.
He doesn't have a living dad.
But it's a Big Difference - and the card companies and supermarkets are missing a trick here. There is a surprising lack of Dead Dad cards. This might possibly be because you cant send dead people presents.
But we still need to commemorate his dad somehow.
Tonight, therefore, we will be continuing our recent tradition of Making Something Up as We Go Along. In this year's ad hoc ceremony, we will be be lighting a Chinese lantern and hoping the rain stays off long enough that it rises over Cheesetown.