To re-cap, (and bear with me if there is getting to be a bit of a theme on this blog), myself and other helpers are having to be trained to administer diamorphine because the district nurses can't.

The doses that W is getting for ad hoc pain relief are off the medical scale; the DNs can only draw these syringes if there are more than two of them in the room - because half this dose (now increased to 200ml....) would kill the average by-stander.

I'm explaining the irony of this to Sarah "So, basically, it's not OK for the health professionals to administer, but his ex can!"

Sounds of cackling and snickering from Cheesetown area.....

Sarah (wiping tears of laughter from her eyes): "Yeah! You got them fooled alright Macy!"