It's the breathing init? Whoever said "don't sweat the small stuff" was wrong. Get the small stuff right and it all falls into place. And, take it from me, sometimes just keeping on breathing is a start...
That's why I go to yoga.
It stops the voices in my head.
I'm a late convert. No way am I ever going to be one of the world's bendy people not now, not starting from here. That's me at the back of the class trying not to snicker during the omms, trying not to fall over during the postures (whee! I'm a tree!) and hoping nobody notices when my sun salutations sink slowly behind everyone elses. I love my yoga class.
I started off going to reduce my blood pressure and ended up staying for the mediation and peace. At the end of the evening I float out of that class on a karmic cloud that lasts through until the next day.
Except I haven't been for awhile because stuff happened. That was my first mistake.
And I didn't book into this evening's class. That was my second mistake.
Assuming I could cruise into my yoga class just because I really, really need some inner peace might have been the final mistake. The receptionist was having none of it.
Nope the class is full
But..I'm a regular
But I really need to go. It's been a terrible couple of weeks. I'm stressed, and wound up and look, it's a Yogic Emergency
The tears in my eyes might have been overkill...but I wasn't going to do it, I wasn't going to play the winning card. I wasn't going to say "my mum's died and nobody needs meditation more than me right now in the whole of the West Lothian area. Bump bendy girl in the pink leotard instead of me".
Hell. I'm not that cheap. I can breathe at home.
That's why I go to yoga.
It stops the voices in my head.
I'm a late convert. No way am I ever going to be one of the world's bendy people not now, not starting from here. That's me at the back of the class trying not to snicker during the omms, trying not to fall over during the postures (whee! I'm a tree!) and hoping nobody notices when my sun salutations sink slowly behind everyone elses. I love my yoga class.
I started off going to reduce my blood pressure and ended up staying for the mediation and peace. At the end of the evening I float out of that class on a karmic cloud that lasts through until the next day.
Except I haven't been for awhile because stuff happened. That was my first mistake.
And I didn't book into this evening's class. That was my second mistake.
Assuming I could cruise into my yoga class just because I really, really need some inner peace might have been the final mistake. The receptionist was having none of it.
Nope the class is full
But..I'm a regular
But I really need to go. It's been a terrible couple of weeks. I'm stressed, and wound up and look, it's a Yogic Emergency
The tears in my eyes might have been overkill...but I wasn't going to do it, I wasn't going to play the winning card. I wasn't going to say "my mum's died and nobody needs meditation more than me right now in the whole of the West Lothian area. Bump bendy girl in the pink leotard instead of me".
Hell. I'm not that cheap. I can breathe at home.
22 May 2012 at 20:37
I was never bendy, even in the best of time. But inner peace, huh? Maybe I should give it a go.
Of course, this would happen!
22 May 2012 at 21:02
22 May 2012 at 21:03
Next time, book it, then sweetly offer your place to that receptionist because she obviously needs it more.
22 May 2012 at 21:10
lx - Oh you need to try it! Inner peace is fantastic. Just make sure the cats aren't around to snicker when you remember the mantra....
Tim - Sighs...if I was that nice, karma would have made sure I had a place tonight anyhoos
22 May 2012 at 21:39
Oh this is such the Zeitgeist - I have witnessed many a furore at yoga places of people who did insist and more, ironically. (And huge scraps between teachers) I wish I was the teacher and could have let you in....sending you some namaste extraodinaire
22 May 2012 at 22:50
ALW - And to think that when I joined the class we were worried that the numbers were too small and the class would be cancelled!
There seems to be some kind of yoga explosion going on over central Scotland right now
22 May 2012 at 22:52
Miss Pink Leotard should've been thrown out on her undoubtedly taut gluteus maximus.
How about Zen meditation? Yoga without the bendy bits. Your legs just have to get used to being amputated in the full lotus position for several hours. :D
22 May 2012 at 23:10
*sigh* that's what i need...yoga, sugar. just the time to think about nothing other than what i'm doing at the moment. at least, that's what my yoga pals tell me. you're a class act, sugarpie! xoxoxoxo
23 May 2012 at 06:21
Karma will ensure that the Receptionist gets her rightful comeuppance!
23 May 2012 at 07:28
As you know, I believe in the power of positive thinking and action.
I think it's great that your self control was enough that you didn't thump her smug arse to the ground!
Have you booked in for the next lot of classes?
23 May 2012 at 18:37
And b-r-e-a-t-h-e..............
I am going to try yoga one day...it sounds like (if you can get into the class..) it could be lovely.
ps does spending hours on the interweb count as meditation?
23 May 2012 at 21:23
How can the class be full? Surely one more yogee won't make much difference? Or is there an ideal number that guarantees perfect yogic calm and transcendental serenity?
23 May 2012 at 22:20
'But I really need to MED.IT.ATE!!!!!!' ...aaaaand breeeeathe...... :¬)
xxx
24 May 2012 at 00:32
Shit my dear ... I'm very sorry about it.
You need one of these small Kissen, a white wall, and roughly half an or so. Someone should gong at the beginning and gong at the end. Maybe looking at a flower helps. The imporant thing is not to get lost somwehere, but to come back, the gong is no joke. I hope you found some relief, m'dear.
24 May 2012 at 06:30
Pete (Perlnumquist, don't know if you follow his blog, too) has been doing yoga for years, and does it at home (almost) every morning, as far as I know. And a friend of mine who also has, like me, skoliosis has greatly improved her posture and general health by it, and also does it at home.
So, you're too right in saying you can breathe at home!
And I perfectly agree with you that once the small stuff is dealt with, everything else is not so difficult to tackle anymore, is it!
24 May 2012 at 22:51
Oh that's a real pain, Macy, when you were looking forward to it so much.
I gave up on 'bums and tums' many years ago: I run up the stairs instead.
25 May 2012 at 01:18
Seemingly subjective writing it is, you are really objective person, Marcy. I'm sure that you'll control yourself; I'm a little oppsite, and am struggle myself in my mind secretly.(It's tough, sigh)
25 May 2012 at 14:27
I have a 'yoga for dummies' dvd if youm want something not too bendy to do at home. I keep forgetting about it
28 May 2012 at 12:43
I haven't been to Yoga class for years, but when I stand on the balcony and deep breathe,and stand erect, and relaxed and sit and meditate it is Yoga as I understand it.
2 June 2012 at 14:39
Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know about your mum, so sorry.
Sometimes just staying at home and breathing is all we can do. I hope you've booked your next session, and you have inspired me to give it a go. I shall look for a class the minute I've finished wittering here :)
4 June 2012 at 11:00
I guess you get jobsworths in every corner of life, even yoga. Have you tried transcendental meditation? Not as good for your body as yoga but I am told it is a good way of getting inner peace. I find self hypnosis helps too.
10 June 2012 at 21:03
I've been completely ignoring the internet lately, so I missed all of this.
I'm so sorry about your Mum and the grief and the way we can be brave at the big things and then dresses and yoga can make us weep.
Hugs and some good deep breaths from Stratford.
24 June 2012 at 07:06
You've fallen off the internets Macy. Are you ok hen?
25 June 2012 at 19:45
Hey gorgeous.
Just popping in to say hi. See what you're up to.
x
27 June 2012 at 20:30
Helllloooooooo? just saying Hi..hope you are ok......x
28 June 2012 at 07:19
Rog, Roses Libby,I'm sorry. I seem to be crap these days. Really really crap.
This Pulling Myself Together business is taking longer than expected, and I don't have many words right now that aren't self pitying or very very black and unfunny humour.
I should probably put a health warning out to this effect.
3 July 2012 at 00:45
Honeybunny - stop smoking and write a bit here, mh?
And btw what about a long(er) vacancy, something like *gasp* one or two weeks?
Just asking
You may swat me now with the fly thingy (Fliegenpatsche is the German word - you may have no equivalent in icy Scotland).
3 July 2012 at 04:04
"very very black and unfunny humour"
Hey, that's what passes for normal for me!
7 July 2012 at 17:24
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