Macy!
Oh Maa-a-acy! Yi there hen?
It's Bob, one of the Good People of Cheesetown, and he's calling round to check out this blog. Because Things Have Gone Quiet Again. Hell, Macy might be a manic Glaswegian drama queen, but she's still Cheesetown's manic Glaswegian drama queen. And Cheesetown cares.
And Something has Happened
Tis boding not well and all that....
Macy??? Helloo-oo-o
The silence sits heavy over the blog whilst metaphorical cobwebs blow sideways and dust drifts...
Mace??
She's no here.{ It's Bill Fromaccrosstheroad}
No here?
Naw, she'd a blog meet. Did yi no hear?
A blog meet? Macy?
Aye a blog meet. Like folks do these days an'a.
Didnae go well then?
Slow exhaling of breath whilst shaking head slowly.
Whathappened?
More slow exhaling of breath whilst shaking head slowly. She's saying nuthin. Nuthin ken. Just laying low. Ah think that blog meet finished here. Scared she comes accross him again, yi see?
Oh, aye. She might be gone awhile then?
Nah, this is Macy, mind. And from what she tells me this other guy disnae even know her real name.
Oh Maa-a-acy! Yi there hen?
It's Bob, one of the Good People of Cheesetown, and he's calling round to check out this blog. Because Things Have Gone Quiet Again. Hell, Macy might be a manic Glaswegian drama queen, but she's still Cheesetown's manic Glaswegian drama queen. And Cheesetown cares.
And Something has Happened
Tis boding not well and all that....
Macy??? Helloo-oo-o
The silence sits heavy over the blog whilst metaphorical cobwebs blow sideways and dust drifts...
Mace??
She's no here.{ It's Bill Fromaccrosstheroad}
No here?
Naw, she'd a blog meet. Did yi no hear?
A blog meet? Macy?
Aye a blog meet. Like folks do these days an'a.
Didnae go well then?
Slow exhaling of breath whilst shaking head slowly.
Whathappened?
More slow exhaling of breath whilst shaking head slowly. She's saying nuthin. Nuthin ken. Just laying low. Ah think that blog meet finished here. Scared she comes accross him again, yi see?
Oh, aye. She might be gone awhile then?
Nah, this is Macy, mind. And from what she tells me this other guy disnae even know her real name.
1 October 2011 at 14:23
[floor creaks]
YIKES!
[runs away]
1 October 2011 at 14:33
I have a sister and a can of polish if that's any use? How about a squirt of fabreze to freshen things up?
Sx
1 October 2011 at 14:36
1 October 2011 at 14:41
Duster, not sister..... predictive text mishap.
Sx
1 October 2011 at 14:53
Von Lx - No worries! It wis just me, ken!
1 October 2011 at 14:55
Sister sounds good, only if you can spare her mind....
1 October 2011 at 14:59
Ah that's better.. got the lights on now....
1 October 2011 at 16:20
See you Bob Fromacrosstheroad...that's a braw wee avatar ye've got there.
Scarlet's sister went to finishing school and came away with a polished accent. I believe she took up with Cardinal Polish and Barry Sheene.
Come on Macy you can come out now. Drama Queen.
1 October 2011 at 17:52
jeeez, it seems i've missed stuff again! xoxoxoxo
(wv: eyful who knew, right?)
1 October 2011 at 17:58
Blog meet? Axe-murderers. I can say no more.
1 October 2011 at 18:40
Rog - Grand eh? I thought Scarlet's sister left with Mr Muscle some time back though....
Savannah! See what happens when you live on the other side of the world from Cheesetown!
Dave - You might have said enough already!
1 October 2011 at 19:14
Well! Intrigue!
Are you having to go into a sort of blog witness protection programme now?
1 October 2011 at 20:37
Ms Veg - Hmmm I couldn't possibly comment. Mind you I'm amazed to death at how easy it is to change profiles y'know.
1 October 2011 at 22:24
Bob Fromacrosstheroad:
I went to school with a fellow named Ed Fromacrosstheroad in Nutley, New Jersey. As I recall, he grew up to be a real loser.
Are you any relation to Ed?
2 October 2011 at 09:41
Charlie - Hivvins no! Is this some kindy dig after the rugby an a'?
2 October 2011 at 11:24
Admittedly I am slightly hung over (out last night an'all) but I have no idea WTF is going on here...Macy I am assuming you are well....nod 3 times if that is so...nice room/photo.
2 October 2011 at 14:42
Ooh, nice living room. Very nice indeed. So where's your blogmate? Hiding in the cupboard?
2 October 2011 at 20:52
So it all went very well then? I mean, nobody got killed?
2 October 2011 at 22:36
Libby - She'll be back hen. Just gettin over the blog meet....
Nick - Ah hope not. If he is it means he's found us!
Tim - shaking of head and slow exhalation of breath It was a bad business right enough.
3 October 2011 at 07:52
Hey Bob.
Want me to water the plants while I'm here?
I hope this hasn't put Macy off blogmeets permanently, I think I owe her a bottle of wine.
3 October 2011 at 12:55
Well it sure makes a change from - everybody was divine and lovely - but now I for one am consumed, consumed I'll say again - with curiosity.
When I think of all the warnings I've had from friends and family. Were they right all the time?
Do tell !
3 October 2011 at 20:05
Suspense! Mystery! Repartee!
Tell me more...
Pearl
3 October 2011 at 20:15
Roses! Hullo hen. No, no need to water plants in Scotland. Ahahahah hee hee wheeze..
Chance would be a fine thing eh?
Ah think wine might be the magic word to get her to reappear..
Pat - Well what ah'd say is trust your instincts
Cannae go wrong with that...
Pearl - Hullo hen! Ah'll tell Macy you and Roses are asking for her will ah?
4 October 2011 at 10:45
Bob, if you have a way to get a message to Macy, tell her we've had a whipround, and a crate of wine is on its way. However, we may avoid the next blogmeet.
4 October 2011 at 16:42
Hmm, like Libby, I'm trying to catch up with blog meets, Bob, Mr Muscle and god knows who else!
4 October 2011 at 19:53
Well ... Bob, from somewhere over the street, your meeting seems to have left an impression, eh?
As I read lately:
"Many people will walk in and out of your life,
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
Sometimes people leave fucking boot prints all over you while they stomp through one's life. Now, Bob, from somewhere down the cellar, man up! Put yer boots on! Stomp ... a bit.
4 October 2011 at 22:53
Speccy - A whole crate of wine?? Aye that should bring her back out of hiding. Wee boozeound that she is..
Trish - Aye it was the blog meet what done it. Mind you I know for a fact, it wisnae Mr Muscle...
Mr Mago - Grand! A wee musical interlude till Macy gets back. Hope the link works
7 October 2011 at 08:37
I think you're having a laugh with us. :-)
7 October 2011 at 23:06
Jane P - Aye we can laugh about it now.