The vigilant amongst you may have noticed a seismic decrease in my blogging activity lately. The truly perspicacious of you will have sussed that this has been the week I returned to work.
For those of us working for Eminent Institutes, work is very definitely a hindrance to blogging.
But there have been changes.
There has in fact, been a very significant change.
First thing I knew about it was when I went into work and there was an empty desk.
Let's have a recap. When I last left the office, Penny was in charge. Silent, brooding Penny. Penny who only communicated by e-mail. Which was disconcerting if you sat within three feet of her.
Penny who needed to control, and amend, and delete and correct. Endlessly. Penny who would take a ruler to measure the margins on reports, but who was unable to recognise the meaning of the content.
Penny who had seen off two of my predecessors in the previous two years.
Since she had been issued with a Blackberry, Kurt and I had got used to receiving e-mails sent at midnight or later.
From last year-end onwards I had been starting to have my own problems with Penny. Problems I may not have blogged about because, well really, how could I have fully conveyed the angst of the sales ledger reconciliation, the grief generated in the posting of deferred income, never mind the full horror of the great year end reserves reconciliation debate of 2010.
I'll let you form your own opinions on that.
At our last meeting, Penny stormed out - whilst I went home and had a heart attack.
Which changed things.
A Lot.
Kurt had long threatened to have a nervous breakdown, two people had resigned in the past two years, but the possibility that members of the finance team would now be leaving the building on stretchers meant senior management had to act.
They held meetings with every member of the finance team.
They have listened.
Penny has been physically removed. Responsibility for team management is now shared between Macy and Kurt.
And we have all agreed that member numbers should be posted on a cumulative basis in line with other journal postings.
For those of us working for Eminent Institutes, work is very definitely a hindrance to blogging.
But there have been changes.
There has in fact, been a very significant change.
First thing I knew about it was when I went into work and there was an empty desk.
Let's have a recap. When I last left the office, Penny was in charge. Silent, brooding Penny. Penny who only communicated by e-mail. Which was disconcerting if you sat within three feet of her.
Penny who needed to control, and amend, and delete and correct. Endlessly. Penny who would take a ruler to measure the margins on reports, but who was unable to recognise the meaning of the content.
Penny who had seen off two of my predecessors in the previous two years.
Since she had been issued with a Blackberry, Kurt and I had got used to receiving e-mails sent at midnight or later.
From last year-end onwards I had been starting to have my own problems with Penny. Problems I may not have blogged about because, well really, how could I have fully conveyed the angst of the sales ledger reconciliation, the grief generated in the posting of deferred income, never mind the full horror of the great year end reserves reconciliation debate of 2010.
Some people may wonder if I'm not wasting my life. Most days I would concede that some people might have a point...
Sigh. To summarise. Through the last week in April Penny and I were in the midst of yet another difference of opinion. This time it ws around whether to post member numbers on a cumulative or absolute basis.I'll let you form your own opinions on that.
At our last meeting, Penny stormed out - whilst I went home and had a heart attack.
Which changed things.
A Lot.
Kurt had long threatened to have a nervous breakdown, two people had resigned in the past two years, but the possibility that members of the finance team would now be leaving the building on stretchers meant senior management had to act.
They held meetings with every member of the finance team.
They have listened.
Penny has been physically removed. Responsibility for team management is now shared between Macy and Kurt.
And we have all agreed that member numbers should be posted on a cumulative basis in line with other journal postings.
13 August 2011 at 14:53
I'm new here, so all of the backstory drama is over my head.
I readily admit to being thoroughly confused by any kind of math or numbers.
13 August 2011 at 15:06
You killed Penny!
I'm glad you're back, and winning. I totally agree with the cumulative thing, whatever it is.
13 August 2011 at 15:08
what a welcome back to work surprise, sugar! and wasn't kurt to sweet to keep that little secret? ;) xoxoxox
13 August 2011 at 15:12
Well hurrah!!
I suspect it was the small frogs that had a hand in it.
Not hand. Flipper?
*Types 'frog's anatomy' into Google. Learns more than he wants to know about the internal organs of the frog, but not what their limbs are called*
Anyway, so that's all good, isn't it?
Changing the subject, Scarlet asked me today if we (ie Dave and Macy) were having a blog-meet in a couple of weeks, when I'm passing through Scotland. I think she's given me permission. I would love to, but sadly I can't see how, given the ininerary, it can be done. Perhaps when you're next passing through Norfolk?
13 August 2011 at 15:26
Congratulations! Brilliant news! Pay rise?
Sx
*slaps Dave with wet flannel*
I think he's being shy.
13 August 2011 at 15:33
She may be right.
13 August 2011 at 16:10
Lx - It's OK. All you need to know about numbers is that I'm always right...
Actually that's all most people I know need to know now I think of it..
Speccy - Tee hee. Gone... Justlikethat. And, yes, cumulative postings. Any fule kno this.
Savannah - There is very very little that Kurt keeps to himself! I think he's equally astonished.
Dave - Hurrah! What parts of Scotland are you visiting that aren't anywhere near Glasgow or Edinburgh????
And why???
I ricochet regularly between home on the east coast and family on the west coast.
We may have a window.
Scarlet - Sadly no pay rise till January. If we're spared
Dave - You could wear your dog collar!
13 August 2011 at 17:49
I'm happy for you. Time things got better for you;)
13 August 2011 at 18:57
Penny is spent! Hurrah! One bad apple can be the difference between joy and heartache at work. Or even heart-attack.
The St Ledger Reconciliation is something to do with gambling debts isn't it?
Every female blogger that Dave has met (except Scarlet, who actually IS Dave) has mysteriously gone missing - I'm sure Mr Taggart will sort it out but I'm on his case. Don't wish to cause alarm.
13 August 2011 at 19:10
!
Sx
13 August 2011 at 19:31
yes that's true, both about the cummulative wotsit and Dave, he came here you know and I've never been seen or heard from since.
13 August 2011 at 19:38
I've met Dave and have survived to tell the tale (several times)... *sigh* even the serial killers don't want me.
Anyway, good riddance to bad rubbish as Enid Blyton used to say.
No, I have no idea what you're on about, but whatever you say goes as far as accounts and finance is concerned.
13 August 2011 at 19:54
The Orkneys.
13 August 2011 at 20:00
Glad to hear the management actually sat up and took notice and took action when you were hospitalised. In some firms they still wouldn't respond, they'd just moan about how overworked they would be with an absent employee.
I hope Penny's now permanently on holiday. In Siberia.
13 August 2011 at 21:09
I'm pretty impressed by the management, though it was a pity that you actually had to have a heart attack to make your point.
13 August 2011 at 21:40
Whew. I'm so glad. I totally voted for member numbers being posted on a cumulative basis. Its only right.
: )
13 August 2011 at 23:18
You won! You won you won you won you won!!!!
Whenever it came down to me or the boss, it was always me to go, in floods of tears and gallbladder attacks (even after I had the silly thing out).
You are now officially my hero!
14 August 2011 at 10:31
Pat - Agreed! This karma thing has been slower than expected.
Rog - What???? OK any blog meet is on home turf. No further than the M8.
Scarlet - The only way to stop this rumour is to get witnesses who can testify to seeing both Dave and yourself in the same place at the same time.
Zig???rushes off to check out Zig's blog
Roses - Yay! Time to announce that you are a serial blog meeter yourself! AND a Google+ hangout pioneer.
Must get back on Gogle + later btw..
Dave - Ha. Yes. not immediately within the Cheesetown vicinity
Nick Thanks! As quite a prominent national institution, I don't think my employer couldn't risk the rumours. Penny's actually in a smaller office down the hall.
Z - They were quite good weren't they? Though I surprised myself with this heart attack routine.
Powdergirl - Absolutely! Any fule kno this!
Barb - I shall order a celebratory cake from the bakery!
14 August 2011 at 10:33
The member numbers thing? has had me worried to be honest....can't sleep...tossing and turning....oh what? just 'cos you had a heart attack they moved morticia and bumped up you and Kurt?....small potatoes....I need to know which patio Penny is under......
ps really really glad for you!!
14 August 2011 at 11:13
I'll aim to hangout later this evening. Boy and I have booked a slob day today.
I'm just about to climb out of the pink, fluffy dressing gown and into some pjs...the required attire for slobbing in.
14 August 2011 at 13:07
I should like to quash these ugly rumours. I have met 26 bloggers in the last 5 years. They are all alive.* Most still blog.
I sent you an e-mail yesterday. did you get it?
*But deeply scarred, psychologically, of course.
14 August 2011 at 13:25
Ta - Penny was only the tool in a sophisticated plan to thin the workforce ...
Take care and do not stress, you do not need another heartbreaking episode. And in respect of numbers I'm absolute helpless, so I go the easy way and aggree - yer right yer right!
14 August 2011 at 14:03
Libby - You can relax. Sense has prevailed and member numbers will be posted cumulatively.
If anyone questions this, I will point out that my blog readership agrees - hmm, or maybe not.
Roses - We'll set records for google meets yet! I can't hang till much later this evening though, because it's the Ferry Fair, and we have to head out to a BBQ this evening.
Dave - TWENTY SIX bloggers?? But Zig is most definitely MIA isn't she?
Considers if twenty seven really is her lucky number
Rest assured I have been consulting google maps and have identified several points on your itinerary....
63Mago - Hmm If Penny is management's stealth weapon of choice this would explain why she is currently in a silo down the hall.
And yes, this blog has had quite enugh heartbreaking episodes for one decade.
14 August 2011 at 15:05
Tee hee...
14 August 2011 at 15:18
Dave - We'll see who's laughing when you get served Irn Bru
14 August 2011 at 15:27
The do a sugar-free version now - I researched it this morning, in preperation for my trip.
14 August 2011 at 18:46
Get Dave to have a go with this
14 August 2011 at 21:38
Yay! Journal consistency!
Be careful though: moves can be very empowering. Now I've been shifted over to the Woofle Dust Department I'm able to lay the law down pretty heavily on the librarians.
15 August 2011 at 00:38
Is this where I come to make the "one bad penny" jokes? :) Well I'm happy for you now! The giver of nervous breakdowns and heart attacks is gone leaving you to a relaxed, happy work place. DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Figuratively speaking of course.
15 August 2011 at 08:31
Rog - It doesn't matter HOW hyper he gets on Irn Bru, I'm not taking Dave near the "Star Boudoir"(!)
Mr Musgrove - You may be the only commentator who will appreciate the huge difference this actually makes.
Ms Veg - You know more than one person has actually quoted those same lines.
Not in Penny's hearing of course....
15 August 2011 at 10:19
:-(