Yes, in an uncanny follow on from Tuesday's dog-themed post, today we have an update on JOCK DOG, W's old dog. He who was last heard of going to live with Kirsti ,what with him being bounced from Cheesetown after falling out with Ned then bounced from Nurse Laura's after her cat objected Well (deep breath) ...
HE'S BEEN RUN OVER
OK it's not that bad. No need to panic (yet). I was only told yesterday (no point in upsetting me...yadda yadda yadda). He is still alive, and recovering back at Kirsti's. Apparently he escaped from Kirsti's,on Sunday night. A full-scale search was started around Q'Ferry. Was he trying to get back to W's old flat? Was he headed for that social hub of Q'Ferry - SCOTMID ...?
No. As Nurse Linda suggested, he was headed back two miles down the road to CHEESETOWN. Back to where he left W...
He went under a car a mile from Kirsti's. He's small, and black, and hard to see on a winter evening... he is apparently shaken, but still as with us as he ever was.....
26 November 2009 at 11:34
Oh, Jock, I love you----I wish I was closer to you ----you could have come and walked the beach with a blonde girlfriend.
Who says that they dont love, that they dont remember.
I remember being away on business and getting that phone call---my girl had escaped from a friends place----but she was found sitting on the edge of the Eplanade looking at the beach.
The guy who found her, knew her and she jumped in his car---when he phoned he said "why was she sitting there"----the answer was simple "I wasn't with her to tell her it was ok to cross the road"
I hope Jock is well
26 November 2009 at 13:29
Sorry to hear about this. Hope the Jockster gets settled down soon.
26 November 2009 at 19:28
Poor doggie. But boy is he hardy! Even a car can't tame him. I hope he's ok and lives to be a cantankerous 20 years old.
28 November 2009 at 00:19
Good luck to the wee lad and fingers crossed.
28 November 2009 at 13:34
Hope he's on the mend and will soon be bouncing around, looking most perjink.
28 November 2009 at 17:07
Update Jock Dog well on the mend apparently. What else can I say? In the event of a nuclear war - stand close to Jock....